Too young for a mid-life crisis?!...post uni crisis?!?!

Yoddle loo hoo hooooo!


Since Alex mentioned that we would do an intro here it is:
Hello! My name is Jessie (Or Jess or Jessica). I've just graduated from Biomedical Sciences and am right now enjoying the perks of unemployment (of which there are none....). Also I hate these kinds of intros since I really have no idea what I'm supposed to say. I fin intros particularly hard since I have no idea how much or little info to give....*ponders*....lets move on.


That was a bit of a fail...IGNORE! So this is my first blog...ever...ahhh pressure!! I bet by next year i'm going to read this and realise how silly I am. You know, already I've realised with these sorts of things I talk out loud as I type, and at the same time many random thoughts keep coming in my head, so basically some things wont even make sense..or I just sound like a schizophrenic...


So since we had a googley plus catch up yesterday, and nothing particularly interesting is happening in my life, I spent the whole day writing a list of random stuff that I thought of today...and yes, I wrote it down because you guys all know how crap my memory is :P.


My house has a wasp hive outside my bedroom window and so my room is scattered with dead wasps...lovely really (I pray that wasps will never enlarge and develop the idea that they can kill humans..because my wasp graveyard won't bode well for me...I don't even know if that made sense..but it did in my head! ^_^) Ok so I was looking for the wasp door to see how they enter my house. I saw these poor wasps, like, struggling to crawl and fly on my carpet...as if they can't breath in our atmosphere. And then I thought ooh imagine if they are soldiers investigating where the tunnel from the nest to my house leads. And in the nest a wasp reports to the wasp council with 'we have lost communication with 4 of our fly patrols'. And then the wasp council have a massive debate as to whether they should or shouldn't send more teams out. Then the wasp queen shouts 'NO! No more wasps shall be sacrificed for this pointless mission!' ....and now I realise I've lost it...guys!! Help!!! I am talking about wasps!!! *sighs* 


So, my mum is determined to get me a boyfriend (more like husband!). She keeps telling my sister to take me out with her friends...as if I'm socially retarded! Today I was talking to my sister and my mum just happens to hear a boys name and she's like 'YES! Laura take her with you!' And my sister's boyfriends birthday is next sunday and we are going out for a meal. So my mum turns to me and says 'so..should we book a table for 6? Would you like to bring a 'friend'?' And then she even turns to Laura's bf and says 'or do you know anybody to bring?' And at the same time her eyebrows are bouncing up and down continuously! Even more so than Emma Watson's eyebrows in ALL the Harry Potter movies put together!! And on top of that my mum keeps teaching me about house stuff, like cooking (which I don't really mind) and cleaning. She's trying to mould me into a house wife!! 


Which reminds me, in mauritius my pohpoh (grandma) was reading my palm and she said that I don't have a work line...maybe I should just except my destiny as a house wife...


Okay, I just got a text from 'Tammy T' (code name to protect her from stalkers and what not) which has reminded me that I have an SJA assessment tomorrow...and I truly do apologise for mentioning SJA so much..but I' actually quite nervous about it. I'm really not good at assessments. I always get so flustered but this time is even worse because I don't even know what to expect and I have no clue about the med gas stuff! ahhh ok...breath. 
So that's my life...pretty boring stuff really. Hopefully next week will be better


Toodles!
Jessie