Warning We Weaponise Words!
Oh, hey there, Wednesdayers!
So exciting stuff! After only one week on ranking up and spinning down, I've been moved to a new section as I've been deemed capable! Mwahahahaha! The fools!
Now while I'm super excited to be moving onward and upwards I'm not liking this new section very much XD Now I'm at the sorting point and my goodness if it isn't really mentally draining! I know people think that MLAs do very little but seriously the amount of information I have to hold in my brain and apply to every sample is mad!
So the new section covers everything before racking up! I have to sign for the delivery of samples at the specimen reception door, remember to collect the samples from the specimen drop box and make my way to the Phlebotomy bleeding bays about once an hour to pick up their samples too!
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| Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of tiki taki! |
When I'm not doing all that I have to open the bags delivered and sort them out. We get samples for Microbiology, Cytology, Biochemistry (including Immunology), Haematology and Histology (collectively Pathology lol). I have to look at each form and separate them out to where they have to go. While I'm doing that I need to look out for certain urgent tests to make sure they get prioritised. All the Micro samples have to be stamped before they can be sent away, the Cytology and Histology samples are collected regularly and the Biochem and Haematology manual entry forms have to be separated from scannable forms.
All the scannable Haematology and Biochemistry samples are sent over to be racked up, the manual entry forms have to be racked up by me...in all that free time I get from doing all the rest of this stuff lol.
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| I'm still under here...somewhere! |
Before you think I'm just being a wimp let me explain 2 facts: 1) I am the only person on this section and all the samples pass through it. 2) Biochemistry and Haematology deal with somewhere in the region of 3,500 samples A DAY! That is just 2 of the 5 disciplines, I am on this section for half the working day so, on my own, I am handling over 1,750 samples in a shift! Yeah, my brain starts to go runny about 3 hours in XD.
I say over because I don't know the stats for Microbiology, Histology or Cytology but Micro I would guess at half again, Histo and Cyto are much less, though...luckily.
It's hard work and I'm not enjoying it as much, but I feel when I get better at it and when I go onto a normal rota (2 hours 4 days a week) I will enjoy it a lot more. At the moment I'm on there all day every day and even though I'm only 3 days in I'm exhausted!
My supervisor, Javi, wants me on their for at least 2 full weeks! But next week I'm in Watford on my mandatory training for 3 days so thats going to push me to another 2 blog posts! Sorry :( I'll try not to moan much now I've got it out my system!
Going to head off now for bed! I'm shattered!
Your ever humble blogger,
Alikay.



