Ward Wandering Weirdos Walk Weakly Wayward!
Hello my lovely Wednesdayers!
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3 weeks in and the instructor still hadn't noticed the
smell of rotting corpses |
So I have literally just got home from my third and, thank God, finally day of incredibly long and useful Mandatory Training!! Three whole days of Health and Safety (also known as "Common Sense"), Non-Patient Manual Handling (also known as "Common Sense"), Equality and Diversity (also known as "Common Sense"), Mental Health Awareness (also known as "Common Sense"), Confidentiality (also known as "Common Sense"), Fire Safety (also known as "Common Sense"), Hand Hygiene (which to be fair was taught well and was a good laugh), and Safeguarding Adults and Children.
That last one, Safeguarding, turned out to be two and a half (none consecutive) hours of horrifying pictures, stories and case files, that left me in need of several hours of therapy. Seriously, the human race can be vile sometimes!
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| Dave didn't get the memo that "Comfy" day had been canceled! |
I think what made the sessions slightly worse was the fact I am not patient-facing. I exist in a dark, damp lab where no member of the public ever dares to tread. Well, the lab is actually quite pleasant but, I'm so far away from the general public, I can turn up in my most comfy trousers and t-shirt, put my lab coat on and no one at work cares. This did not however prevent all but 2 of the instructors from assuming I was clinical and constantly try to convince me I worked on a ward! This even annoyed two nurses I got to know over the three days, who both worked in A&E, not to mention the 5-10 clerical staff, 4 Biomedical Scientists and 1 member of management who were also on the course.
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| Not quite what I meant! |
I'm glad it's all done and dusted though! Now I only have to top it up in a years time. Getting to Watford was Hell on Earth during rush hour! I spent £25 on a taxi the first day as my bus didn't turn up and was late the second day when it did turn up only to park on the Hemel Hempstead Road for 45 minutes! Let's just say I'm glad I don't have to do that trip every day or I'd quit work and become a hermit! :P
I'm back in the lab tomorrow and raring to go! I don't care how nasty sorting blood can be it will beat 8 hours of mind (and ass) numbing training sessions a day, any day!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Quickly before I go; on the topic of "nasty" and "samples": Last Friday was Halloween (or Samhain) just in case like our hermit friend up there you live under a rock! I was sorting samples as I described last week when I came across the perfect Halloween "Trick or Treat" sample! I opened a sample bag to retrieve the Microbiology form for stamping and out came a urine sample pot full of water and....and I kid you not!....A LIVE INTESTINAL WORM! It started flailing inside the jar and it took all my inner resolve not to throw that thing right across the room! It was HUGE! The size of a medium earthworm and it was literally swimming in the pot. Turns out it's quite rare to get a sample such as this, so it quickly became a hit among the staff. We called him Freddy and bid him a sad farewell when Micro came to pick him up to take him for parasitic analysis!
Buh bye Freddy! Buh bye to you guys too!
Your ever humble (if a little bit creeped out) blogger,
Alikay